Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Yeah that's right folks, I've been caught up by this Chuck Norris fad...
But i've always been a big Chuck fan ever since i saw him jump off that train into the water.
Amazing jump.
Unlike Sly, Chuck doesn't need stunt doubles.
OK, that's a lie, i actually have no idea, I'm sure he probably used a stunt double because of OHS and whatnot, jumping off a moving vehicle is generally not on an actor's to-do list.
He does however have the ability to do some horrific things in real life.
He once slammed a revolving door.
It's important to know that Chuck fears absolutely nothing, after all he's so scary, bullets actually dodge him.
Just a quick fact for everyone: Newton's Fourth Law is Chuck Norris. "An object at motion will stay at motion, unless it meets Chuck Norris".
Ohh one more,
While Chuck Norris was visiting elementary school he took a math test and wrote the word "violence" for every problem. He got every problem correct. Chuck Norris can solve any problem with violence.
That's that.
PS:
The iceberg sank the Titanic; Chuck Norris sank the iceberg
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