Lets start off with my name.

Sam of course you twats!

As you may have realised this blog goes by the name of DJ Sambuca.

"Why?" you ask?

Well, 'sam' was obviously taken years ago, and 'samsblog' would have followed soon after...

So the next in line must be 'DJ Sambuca'???

Yeah i dunno, i liked it so i went with it.

Live with it.

I'm 18 and great-een.

PS:

You were adopted and your parents don't love you.